Thoughts on the Red Sox
Over lunch, I browsed through SI.com’s Truth and Rumors section, for lack of any decent sports headlines. One commenter* uttered the following phrase about the Yankees:
Houston’s Hot Stove out of Gas?
- Ed Wade’s staff is exceptionally good at keeping things under wraps: If this is the case, I applaud. If at the end of the week the Astros have made several ‘surprise’ moves, then I will assume this reason to be correct, and publicly approve.
- The pending sale of the club has put the kibosh on anything from happening at all, a la the 2009-2010 Dodgers under the dark cloud of divorce. Gosh, I hope this isn’t the case.
- Media bias: Not in a negative, “we hate everybody not on the coasts” type of way. But let’s face reality. National media outlets headquarter in New York, Chicago, and LA. Everything else in the flyover areas are bound to get less attention than the coasts and Chicago. Here are the teams we have heard the MOST about this offseason: New York (Yankees), New York (Mets), Chicago (White Sox), Chicago (Cubs), Baltimore, Washington, Boston, Los Angeles (Dodgers), Pittsburgh (why??), Philadelphia. Arizona and San Diego have been mentioned only in the context of the massive trades they pulled off on Day 1 of the Winter meetings. What do these cities have in common? They have in common the 250-mile radii around New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago. St. Louis picked up a perennial all-star (albeit with a recently tarnished rep) and the media barely warrants a mention.
- Get J.J. Hardy. He won’t be expensive, and as tarnished as his reputation is, he’s an upgrade over everything you rolled out at short in 2010. Barmes at 2nd, Hardy at Short. It’s not a long-term solution, but it’s an improvement.
- Kick the tires on Russell Martin. Why not? See what the price is, it’s a high-reward gamble. He can move around other positions, and Castro’s bat just isn’t potent.
- Get in on the Brandon Webb/Justin Duchscherer/Rich Harden sweepstakes. They won’t be expensive, but any of them can help your team if healthy. They know how to pitch and how to excel – is it any worse than the gamble taken on Myers? Cheap lightning in that bottle. Do it.
- Andrew Miller. Too much potential and talent there to not inquire. If he can’t cut it as a starter, he’s a lot better middle relief option than anything you have. Pay him like a 6th starter with incentives and see what happens.
- Don’t sign Matt Diaz. Please? Instead, inquire about Jeremy Hermida, Bill Hall, Josh Willingham, or somebody else with at least one year of substantive success. If you aren’t going to spend, go with the high-reward players even if the risk is high. Got anything to lose? It’s not like you’ll be doing a long-term deal with them. Don’t get so hung up on a left-handed bat. Take a good player, regardless of their handedness.
- Lastings Milledge. He’s 25 or 26. Top-50 prospect. Why not? Or Elijah Dukes. I bet he’s cheap.
Following up…
Following up on my last article, titled “Worst Team Ever?”, comparing the 2010 Houston Astros to the 1962 New York Mets, one statistic stood out like a walnut in a peanut factory: Base-on-Balls.
Worst Team EVER?
Obviously, there are issues in comparison here. Players are different, conditioning is different, and playing philosophies differ. It’s still a fun exercise.
Below is a chart showing some offensive statistics for the ’62 Mets, the ’10 Astros, and the ’10 Astros projected out to 161 games.

So at this pace, the 2010 Astros figure to score about 75% of the number of runs, 10% of the number of walks, strike out more, hit a third as many homers, with weaker rate stats all the way around as the WORST TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF MODERN BASEBALL.
All this with a team that is on average a year and a half older than the Amazing Mess of 1962. A few points to be made:
1) Several of the Astros hitters have a low BABIPs (or is that BAsBIP?). Without going into the details, this means they’ve been terribly unlucky and improvements can be reasonably expected.
2) The Astros pitching is much better than the 1962 Mets. Not a lot of danger of this team losing 120 games.
3) The 1962 Mets set their record in futility in the first year of their existence. No such excuse for the Astros. Ouch.
4) The NL Central is horrible. The Mets had to play their whole season vs a league in which 7 of the 10 teams were over .500 for the season.
The 2010 Astros are terrible. Reference my previous post, Drayton, Please Don’t Buy the Hype!, in which I cry to the heavens that the Astros’ mid-2009 record was smoke-and-mirrors. The Astros’ disastrous 2010 season is the direct result of management ignoring the warning signs of the past couple of seasons.
Please remove the Comments from MLB.com team pages!
Names have been removed to protect the ignorant.
s, when the end-all-be-all of their existence is to comment on a story by the associated press and think anybody cares? They do try their hardest though.
Top 10 Reasons Elijah Dukes was Released…
**Excerpts from a Press Conference on Wednesday, March 17, 2010 by Mike Rizzo, GM of the Washington Nationals…a Press Conference that never took place, but should have**
Mike Rizzo’s Top 10 reasons that Elijah Dukes was released from the Washington Nationals:
10. “The players took a confidential vote and unanimously decided Elijah is a total d0uchebag.”
9. “An 8-year-old fan asked Elijah for an autograph, and he got one. On his face. With a knife.”
8. “We offered to trade Elijah for Milton Bradley, but the Cubs wanted to improve the clubhouse atmosphere.”
7. “We thought that Willie Harris, Justin Maxwell, Mike Morse, Roger Bernardina, and especially Willy Taveras give us a greater chance to have a successful ballclub” (ouch!)
6. “Even Adam Dunn thought he was a tool, and Adam Dunn likes everyone, so we had to release him.”
5. “When Morgan encroached into Right Field, he was told, ‘keep out or I will bust a cap in yo’ ***** ***.’”
4. “Today is St. Patrick’s Day…and he didn’t wear green.”
3. “Elijah was not the droid we were looking for.”
2. “Elijah was told to report to the District of Columbia, and he showed up in South America .”
1. “He looked at Strasburg funny, so he just had to go.”
Thanks to Eric for the contributions, especially #1
Astros Bring back a stud pitcher…
The Astros excercised their option on Brian Moehler this week for the 2010 season.
Cecil Cooper was Framed!!
On September 21st, Manager Cecil Cooper of the Houston Astros was relieved of his command, despite his contract extension for 2010. (aside: Who wouldn’t mind sitting at home and watching baseball in the air conditioning for a couple mil?)
- ERA: 19th in the majors (4.42)
- Starter ERA: 4.67 (5.20 without Rodriguez)
- Strikeouts: 12th
- Walks: 18th
- WHIP (Walks+Hits per IP): 22nd
- Defensive Efficiency: 26th in the majors (0.680)
- AB: 28th (5571) – the Astros just aren’t moving through the lineup!
- R: 25th (602)
- H: 19th tie (1311)
- 2B: 26th (249)
- HR: 26th (130)…the Yankees and Phillies have almost double this number
- RBI: 25th (576)
- BB: 27th (431)…and this includes 89 by Berkman, who despite missing almost a month is still 11th in the majors in walks. Berkman accounts for 21.2% of the Astros’ walks. Suffice to say, with a league average “walker” at 1B, the Astros would likely be dead last in BB.
Who’s Your Favorite non-Home team?
I am a fan of the Houston Astros, please do not mock me. As a baseball fan, I find myself drawn to certain other teams for different interesting reasons, and those teams are usually younger, athletic, and interesting.
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